Struggling Husband and Wife

Subbu & Rukku are Husband and Wife in struggle. 

One day morning Subbu woke up his wife Rukku and asked her: 

"Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?"

Rukku: 

"Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?" 

Subbu: 

"No. Yoga is good for health."

Rukku: 

"Oh.. that means I am sick."

Subbu: 

"No no. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK."...

Rukku: 

"So now you think I am lazy, ha?"

Subbu: 

"Nooo. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean...."

Rukku: 

"Aha ! So I don't understand you ever, right?"

Subbu: 

"Now look I didn't say that."

Rukku: 

"So am I lying? "

Subbu: 

"Arey yaar. Plz don't stretch it in the morning"

Rukku: 

"Oh wow. So I am a quarrel some one?."

Subbu: 

"All right ! Its better that I also don't go for Yoga."

Rukku: 

"See ? You never wanted to go. Just wanted to tease me."

Subbu: 

"Ok baba.. You go off to sleep. I am going alone.. happy?."

Rukku: 

"You always go alone everywhere and enjoy."

Subbu: 

"Plz yaar. I am feeling giddy now "

Rukku: 

"See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself only. Never think of my health."

Grrrrrr... 

Subbu is still sitting and thinking where he went wrong..